There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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