so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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