But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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