Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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