I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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