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So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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