i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
