i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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