It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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