Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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