I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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