NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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