What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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