i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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