I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
did i walk over a car last night?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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