just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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