there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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