Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
