I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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