I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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