I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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