So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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