Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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