I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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