Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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