I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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