Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
