Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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