Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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