HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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