The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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