Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
