he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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