Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
