I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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