Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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