one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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