Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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