Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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