How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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