it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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