So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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