Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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