and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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