By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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