No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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