My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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