Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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