Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Couch. On fire.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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