we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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