i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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