K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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