He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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