dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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