what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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